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Wow. First let me say that I have never before liked a Flash animation so much that I actually did a mental analysis of the characters. This is just a beautiful flash, and so funny! You've got a really good premise going, here, and I ADORE KIMBLES! Cute and fluffy and a DDR slavedriver! CHING!
At the end of the Flash, I actually said, "Hey! That's it?" But then I realised that it was several minutes long and that it probably took a few months to create. But still -- THAT'S IT? I swear to God, this thing is like potato chips. We can't have just one!
Author's Response:
I think it was like... seven minutes? Not a definite. I know it was between 5-8 when I timed it, but I can't remember...
And you shall not just have one. Indeed, I'm working on more at the moment. These characters have taken a life of their own and are demanding more movies about them... at least, Petey is.
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It was interesting. Though I must admit, it got a bit "Treasure Island"-esque at certain points.
Good though. I'm loving your hair. The acting gave the first Godzilla movies a run for their money; utterly classic. Fantastic job.
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Overall, I thought this flash was a good one. I loved the animation; it was fantastic, and the storyline was great. However, I had a few problems.
The first problem was the ingénue's expression. It stayed relatively the same, even as she saw the man blow his brains out. I don't know about her, but I would have screamed bloody murder at such a sight. If she was supposed to be staying so stoic, I would recommend making it more obvious (i.e., looking distinctly bored or stony).
The second problem was the little boy. What happened to him? He showed up at the beginning then seemed to disappear...
But other than that, excellent. I loko forward to seeing more of this!
Author's Response:
yes this is a trailer... The finished one is gonna be huge by the look of it. Getting bigger every minute.
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I'm pretty sure this flash almost gave me a seizure. Holy shit, flashing lights and obnoxious hamster dance music.
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Hey, this is a big improvement from the original Numa. The graphics -- given, they weren't professional quailty, but who's expecting that? -- were pretty good, and at the least really entertaining. Though I don't really think you can call yourself a band, seeing as you lipsync. ;) But either way, you've got a cool thing going here. Think you might get into jrock/jpop? You've done Romanian and Russian soooo...
Anyway, pretty kickass. Keep it up. :)
xoxo Snuffy
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My God, Invader Zim returns with a vengeance! I knew it couldn't be gone forever. Thank you, my friend, for bring it back; fresher and (sort of) sexier than ever!
All my base are belong to you.
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Excellent fucking work, my friend. Holy SHITE. I am usually a total buff for horror stuff, but this -- God, even during the OPENING CREDITS I nearly wet myself!
It takes a truly sick, twisted, disgusting mind to think up something this uniquely and utterly terrifying. Bang-up job! Keep it up.
I couldn't even get past the hallway, man. Fucking scary. Maybe I'll try... later... in broad daylight... with a teddy bear. *Whimper.*
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"Just proof that not all girls vote low."
... the bi ones vote fair!
I would have rated higher, but it wasn't much of a challenge as far as animation goes. She does have a damn nice arse, though, doesn't she? Though her body looks kind of... anorexic.
Anyway, spot-on. Cheers.
xoxo Snuffy
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All of the sexually insecure dumbasses who didn't get past the first verse can bite me hard.
By the way, was the prize the lesbian orgy? That's hot. Best part about being a bi female is that I find both scenes equally sexy, lol.
Great graphics, hilarious song. Excellent work!
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I'm not supposed to have sharp objects while watching flash cartoons? Fuck, man, why didn't anyone tell me sooner?! D:
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